With friends like these, who needs friends that don’t make literalist jokes?
(Source: lizclimo)
I want this at my wedding.
This sounds threatening.
- Two families enter.
- One family leaves.
The Wedding Games
i’m so done with tumblr i can’t
may the odds be ever til death in their favor
(Source: wa-chubble-is-dis)
you go starbucks
(Source: gofuckingnuts)
(Source: kristinbbbb)
